I need a 1 step program…

Not a 12 step because I rarely get drunk, but a 1 step for the baby drinkers like me. Tonight Patty had her annual Halloween party. It was a bunch of people I was very comfortable with, namely Janice & her family and Dave & Emily. Well, a few Mandarin Orange Smirnoff Ice’s and 6-10 orange jello shots later I was drunk. I mean, can’t-feel-your-feet drunk. Well, somehow I managed to trip and fall, skinning my hands, ripping my jeans and rubbing a huge gash in my knee. Ok, God. I get it, Karma. But geez, I was just trying to have a good time! Stupid alcohol!